Compost King Gifts

Will work for manure.

'The working-conditions at the Worm-Farm were terrible: We were all on top of each other...'

'Now take a look at this. Someone is making a fortune, and it's not us!...'

Farmer Sacrifices Himself to Save the Dung

I Told You To Compost It!

I've got leaves. What else can I put in my compost pile? Food scraps. Great! I'll clean our my backpack! Cheez-its, Milky Ways and Butterfingers. Sorry. No dairy.

"It's nice to have a partner in grime."

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

Examine stored vegetables and throw out those which show signs of rotting.

Pungens Prostratum

"That was a stupid place to put the lawn mowings."

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

Food waste with recycling symbol

Garden Shop: Top Soil. Bottom Soil.

"Mulch madness"

"Would it kill you to compost?"

"Yes dear, you have worked very hard on the garden. Unfortunately though, you've put the compost on the weeds and the weed killer on my best roses."

'Worms? Have you tried Snyder's mulch pile?'

Like father like son.

Flower growing on a compost heap.

Bird nesting in the garden.

'I know that's what your father calls it, Sweetheart...but a nicer word for it is fertilizer!'

The stuff of Legend.

'Enjoy the race race, dear.'

How's this mulch for improving my soil? Not good. It's full of toxic wood chips. They poison the dirt and don't decompose. Just what I need. Subprime loam.

City Zoo: 'Try our exotic composts in your garden.'

The Mafia Goes Green.

The timing doesn't work for eco-club to start a garden. I have a better idea. Build a compost bin. You can recycle the school's leaves and grass clippings. You'll have good soil for a garden next spring. That's not enough time for college admissions essays. Write about the trauma of delayed gratification. Never heard of it.

Gone to seed.

Earthly Delights Garden Centre

'Boy this is a great garden: You can taste the natural compost and fertilizer...'

Eat your salad. Blurg! Now! Quick! Put it into my bag! Finito. Mother! You've started up your compost pile, haven't you? You make it sound so rotten!

Mock cover of 'Landfill' magazine

It's on. My new favorite game show! Welcome to: Garbage, recycling or compost?! Dana from New York you can walk away with $10,000 or try to double the green! Double, please. Okay, Dana, here's your object: A takeout container from a local restaurant. Garbage, recycling or compost? Geez. I'm guessing it would depend on whether it's got some cardboard or it's fully biodegradable. Final answer? Recycling. Wrong. Garbage! I knew it. Ridicule her! You've lost your green, loser! I'm sorry. I try so ha

'Please tell me you didn't pay for that stuff.'