Compost Queen Gifts

A man separates his garbage into seven different bins.

'Fido won't help you dig because he doesn't like veggies.'

Lady of the Cake.

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

Food waste with recycling symbol

Garden Shop: Top Soil. Bottom Soil.

'That plant food really works!'

"Would it kill you to compost?"

"Mulch madness"

"Yes dear, you have worked very hard on the garden. Unfortunately though, you've put the compost on the weeds and the weed killer on my best roses."

'Worms? Have you tried Snyder's mulch pile?'

Flower growing on a compost heap.

Von Trapp family masks

Chef Cake Topper

Bird nesting in the garden.

"Ah! The Amazing Mommy and her tray of condiments!"

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

'I know that's what your father calls it, Sweetheart...but a nicer word for it is fertilizer!'

Are we at the right stage in life to begin composting?

City Zoo: 'Try our exotic composts in your garden.'

The Mafia Goes Green.

The stuff of Legend.

Gone to seed.

"I certainly hope you're composting the leftovers."

'Boy this is a great garden: You can taste the natural compost and fertilizer...'

Try to extinguish the potting shed...brush wood ash into a neat pile - it will make valuable plant food.

Earthly Delights Garden Centre

Mock cover of 'Landfill' magazine

'Please tell me you didn't pay for that stuff.'

Will work for manure.

I Told You To Compost It!

Leaf rake - wider than space