Compost Queen T-Shirts

A man separates his garbage into seven different bins.

'Fido won't help you dig because he doesn't like veggies.'

Lady of the Cake.

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

Food waste with recycling symbol

Garden Shop: Top Soil. Bottom Soil.

'That plant food really works!'

"Would it kill you to compost?"

"Mulch madness"

"Yes dear, you have worked very hard on the garden. Unfortunately though, you've put the compost on the weeds and the weed killer on my best roses."

'Worms? Have you tried Snyder's mulch pile?'

Flower growing on a compost heap.

Von Trapp family masks

"Ah! The Amazing Mommy and her tray of condiments!"

Bird nesting in the garden.

Chef Cake Topper

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

'I know that's what your father calls it, Sweetheart...but a nicer word for it is fertilizer!'

Are we at the right stage in life to begin composting?

The timing doesn't work for eco-club to start a garden. I have a better idea. Build a compost bin. You can recycle the school's leaves and grass clippings. You'll have good soil for a garden next spring. That's not enough time for college admissions essays. Write about the trauma of delayed gratification. Never heard of it.

How's this mulch for improving my soil? Not good. It's full of toxic wood chips. They poison the dirt and don't decompose. Just what I need. Subprime loam.

The Mafia Goes Green.

City Zoo: 'Try our exotic composts in your garden.'

The stuff of Legend.

Gone to seed.

"I certainly hope you're composting the leftovers."

Mock cover of 'Landfill' magazine

Earthly Delights Garden Centre

Try to extinguish the potting shed...brush wood ash into a neat pile - it will make valuable plant food.

'Boy this is a great garden: You can taste the natural compost and fertilizer...'

Eat your salad. Blurg! Now! Quick! Put it into my bag! Finito. Mother! You've started up your compost pile, haven't you? You make it sound so rotten!

It's on. My new favorite game show! Welcome to: Garbage, recycling or compost?! Dana from New York you can walk away with $10,000 or try to double the green! Double, please. Okay, Dana, here's your object: A takeout container from a local restaurant. Garbage, recycling or compost? Geez. I'm guessing it would depend on whether it's got some cardboard or it's fully biodegradable. Final answer? Recycling. Wrong. Garbage! I knew it. Ridicule her! You've lost your green, loser! I'm sorry. I try so ha

'Please tell me you didn't pay for that stuff.'

Will work for manure.

I Told You To Compost It!