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'I know that's what your father calls it, Sweetheart...but a nicer word for it is fertilizer!'

"Leftover seeds."

Camping holidays in the British summer.

Garden Shop: Top Soil. Bottom Soil.

"Would it kill you to compost?"

"Mulch madness"

"Yes dear, you have worked very hard on the garden. Unfortunately though, you've put the compost on the weeds and the weed killer on my best roses."

'Worms? Have you tried Snyder's mulch pile?'

Flower growing on a compost heap.

The birth of junk mail.

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

Bird nesting in the garden.

City Zoo: 'Try our exotic composts in your garden.'

The stuff of Legend.

The Mafia Goes Green.

Gone to seed.

Cardboard, Paper, Comics.

Mock cover of 'Landfill' magazine

Earthly Delights Garden Centre

Monkey casino study.

'Boy this is a great garden: You can taste the natural compost and fertilizer...'

'Please tell me you didn't pay for that stuff.'

Will work for manure.

I Told You To Compost It!

Garden Shop: Pig $#!@ and Sheep $#!@

'I find that an hour in the compost pile provides my minimum daily requirement of everything.'

"It was my husbands dying wish to be buried in his herb garden."

'Now take a look at this. Someone is making a fortune, and it's not us!...'

'Fido won't help you dig because he doesn't like veggies.'

October: Brush all leaves into a neat pile to rot. They will make valuable plant food.

"That was a stupid place to put the lawn mowings."

'We'll have a job finding another gardener as dedicated as old Tom.'

Gardener's Calendar: January - Look for some out-of-the-way corner and start your compost heap.

Examine stored vegetables and throw out those which show signs of rotting.