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'I know that's what your father calls it, Sweetheart...but a nicer word for it is fertilizer!'

"Leftover seeds."

Camping holidays in the British summer.

Garden Shop: Top Soil. Bottom Soil.

"Would it kill you to compost?"

"Mulch madness"

'Worms? Have you tried Snyder's mulch pile?'

"Yes dear, you have worked very hard on the garden. Unfortunately though, you've put the compost on the weeds and the weed killer on my best roses."

Flower growing on a compost heap.

The birth of junk mail.

Bird nesting in the garden.

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

City Zoo: 'Try our exotic composts in your garden.'

How's this mulch for improving my soil? Not good. It's full of toxic wood chips. They poison the dirt and don't decompose. Just what I need. Subprime loam.

The Mafia Goes Green.

The timing doesn't work for eco-club to start a garden. I have a better idea. Build a compost bin. You can recycle the school's leaves and grass clippings. You'll have good soil for a garden next spring. That's not enough time for college admissions essays. Write about the trauma of delayed gratification. Never heard of it.

The stuff of Legend.

Gone to seed.

Monkey casino study.

It's on. My new favorite game show! Welcome to: Garbage, recycling or compost?! Dana from New York you can walk away with $10,000 or try to double the green! Double, please. Okay, Dana, here's your object: A takeout container from a local restaurant. Garbage, recycling or compost? Geez. I'm guessing it would depend on whether it's got some cardboard or it's fully biodegradable. Final answer? Recycling. Wrong. Garbage! I knew it. Ridicule her! You've lost your green, loser! I'm sorry. I try so ha

Cardboard, Paper, Comics.

'Boy this is a great garden: You can taste the natural compost and fertilizer...'

Earthly Delights Garden Centre

Mock cover of 'Landfill' magazine

'Please tell me you didn't pay for that stuff.'

Will work for manure.

I Told You To Compost It!

"It was my husbands dying wish to be buried in his herb garden."

Garden Shop: Pig $#!@ and Sheep $#!@

'I find that an hour in the compost pile provides my minimum daily requirement of everything.'

'Now take a look at this. Someone is making a fortune, and it's not us!...'

'Fido won't help you dig because he doesn't like veggies.'

'We'll have a job finding another gardener as dedicated as old Tom.'

Examine stored vegetables and throw out those which show signs of rotting.

October: Brush all leaves into a neat pile to rot. They will make valuable plant food.