Composting Champion Pillows

ACME Compost Yard (based on a true story)

Recycling Centre - Plastic, Glass, Deceased Pets

Eco Princess

Food waste with recycling symbol

'That plant food really works!'

Garden Shop: Top Soil. Bottom Soil.

"Would it kill you to compost?"

"Mulch madness"

"Yes dear, you have worked very hard on the garden. Unfortunately though, you've put the compost on the weeds and the weed killer on my best roses."

'Worms? Have you tried Snyder's mulch pile?'

Flower growing on a compost heap.

The birth of junk mail.

Bird nesting in the garden.

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

We need an eco project that actually changes things. Ha! Good luck. Eco-club. Hey! We cut the school's use of plastic bottles 50% from last fall. Ahem. This year I feel 50% guiltier.

'I know that's what your father calls it, Sweetheart...but a nicer word for it is fertilizer!'

Are we at the right stage in life to begin composting?

The timing doesn't work for eco-club to start a garden. I have a better idea. Build a compost bin. You can recycle the school's leaves and grass clippings. You'll have good soil for a garden next spring. That's not enough time for college admissions essays. Write about the trauma of delayed gratification. Never heard of it.

The stuff of Legend.

"I think Jules is reminding Nat that each and every one of us produces four pounds of garbage each day, every day."

City Zoo: 'Try our exotic composts in your garden.'

The Mafia Goes Green.

A bird is strangled by plastic carrier bag, which bears the slogan: Dispose of with care.

How's this mulch for improving my soil? Not good. It's full of toxic wood chips. They poison the dirt and don't decompose. Just what I need. Subprime loam.

Gone to seed.

"I certainly hope you're composting the leftovers."

'Boy this is a great garden: You can taste the natural compost and fertilizer...'

Earthly Delights Garden Centre

Eat your salad. Blurg! Now! Quick! Put it into my bag! Finito. Mother! You've started up your compost pile, haven't you? You make it sound so rotten!

Mock cover of 'Landfill' magazine

Cardboard, Paper, Comics.

It's on. My new favorite game show! Welcome to: Garbage, recycling or compost?! Dana from New York you can walk away with $10,000 or try to double the green! Double, please. Okay, Dana, here's your object: A takeout container from a local restaurant. Garbage, recycling or compost? Geez. I'm guessing it would depend on whether it's got some cardboard or it's fully biodegradable. Final answer? Recycling. Wrong. Garbage! I knew it. Ridicule her! You've lost your green, loser! I'm sorry. I try so ha

Try to extinguish the potting shed...brush wood ash into a neat pile - it will make valuable plant food.

'Please tell me you didn't pay for that stuff.'

Will work for manure.