Compost Hero Prints

Hey, Agatha. I've got some hot stuff for you. Nana? Take a look. Wow! Grade-A product. Thanks. Umm

Food waste with recycling symbol

Garden Shop: Top Soil. Bottom Soil.

"Would it kill you to compost?"

"Mulch madness"

"Yes dear, you have worked very hard on the garden. Unfortunately though, you've put the compost on the weeds and the weed killer on my best roses."

'Worms? Have you tried Snyder's mulch pile?'

Flower growing on a compost heap.

Bird nesting in the garden.

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

'I know that's what your father calls it, Sweetheart...but a nicer word for it is fertilizer!'

How's this mulch for improving my soil? Not good. It's full of toxic wood chips. They poison the dirt and don't decompose. Just what I need. Subprime loam.

City Zoo: 'Try our exotic composts in your garden.'

The Mafia Goes Green.

The timing doesn't work for eco-club to start a garden. I have a better idea. Build a compost bin. You can recycle the school's leaves and grass clippings. You'll have good soil for a garden next spring. That's not enough time for college admissions essays. Write about the trauma of delayed gratification. Never heard of it.

The stuff of Legend.

Gone to seed.

Earthly Delights Garden Centre

It's on. My new favorite game show! Welcome to: Garbage, recycling or compost?! Dana from New York you can walk away with $10,000 or try to double the green! Double, please. Okay, Dana, here's your object: A takeout container from a local restaurant. Garbage, recycling or compost? Geez. I'm guessing it would depend on whether it's got some cardboard or it's fully biodegradable. Final answer? Recycling. Wrong. Garbage! I knew it. Ridicule her! You've lost your green, loser! I'm sorry. I try so ha

'Boy this is a great garden: You can taste the natural compost and fertilizer...'

Mock cover of 'Landfill' magazine

Eat your salad. Blurg! Now! Quick! Put it into my bag! Finito. Mother! You've started up your compost pile, haven't you? You make it sound so rotten!

'Please tell me you didn't pay for that stuff.'

Will work for manure.

I Told You To Compost It!

'I find that an hour in the compost pile provides my minimum daily requirement of everything.'

"I can't for the life of me remember which recycling bin is which?"

"It was my husbands dying wish to be buried in his herb garden."

"Leftover seeds."

Garden Shop: Pig $#!@ and Sheep $#!@

Andy Johnson, Hardcore Composter

'Now take a look at this. Someone is making a fortune, and it's not us!...'

'We'll have a job finding another gardener as dedicated as old Tom.'

October: Brush all leaves into a neat pile to rot. They will make valuable plant food.

"That was a stupid place to put the lawn mowings."