Quiet Tea Drinkers Gifts

Tea Shop.

Any time is cake o'clock

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

"Black or white, Vicar?"

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

Tea of Love

You've Had Enough!

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

Why markets crash.

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

Time for tea and friendship.

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

Mea Maxima Cuppa

Time for Tea!

"He's very disciplined about his writing, every morning he stares at the keyboard for at least 4 hours before he allows himself a cup of tea!"

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'

'So glad you could make it! Do come in...'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

"Things are looking up!"

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

Teapot

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

All-Day Breakfast

Woman watches football match played by a mug of tea, salt pot and ketchup bottle, she says to husband: 'Your explanation of the offside rule was spot on.'

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

"You had me at alternative milk."

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

"I'd say business was brisk."

The American Tearoom, Moscow