Quiet Tea Drinkers Gifts

Tea Shop.

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

Any time is cake o'clock

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

"Black or white, Vicar?"

"He was just hanging about in the shed, so I had him repurposed."

You've Had Enough!

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

Tea of Love

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

So I'm "cheap." It's a perfectly good word. And it aptly describes my interest in conserving resources. I suppose we could call you "thrifty." Heavens no! And waste two whole letters? I see we've only wasted one whole tea bag.

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

Why markets crash.

Time for tea and friendship.

Mea Maxima Cuppa

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'

"He's very disciplined about his writing, every morning he stares at the keyboard for at least 4 hours before he allows himself a cup of tea!"

Time for Tea!

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

'So glad you could make it! Do come in...'

Teapot

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

The Leafs win the Cup!

All-Day Breakfast

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

"Things are looking up!"

Woman watches football match played by a mug of tea, salt pot and ketchup bottle, she says to husband: 'Your explanation of the offside rule was spot on.'

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

The American Tearoom, Moscow

'Leave my biscuit in my in-tray. I'll deal with it in the morning.'

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."