Quick-witted Comedians Gifts

Looking for a gift for a quick-witted comedian? Our curated selection of humorous and clever products captures their sharp sense of humor perfectly. Whether they love witty T-shirts, funny mugs, or clever prints, you'll find something that resonates with their comedic style and brightens their day. These thoughtful gifts celebrate their quick wit and infectious humor, making every occasion a chance to share a laugh and appreciate their unique wit.

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"I think these "smart pills" are overpriced."

"I think these "smart pills" are overpriced." mockup

"I think these "smart pills" are overpriced." mockup

"I think these "smart pills" are overpriced." mockup

"I think these "smart pills" are overpriced." mockup

"I think these "smart pills" are overpriced."

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'And she's got to have implants out to here.'

'And she's got to have implants out to here.' mockup

'And she's got to have implants out to here.' mockup

'And she's got to have implants out to here.' mockup

'And she's got to have implants out to here.' mockup

'And she's got to have implants out to here.'

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Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia. mockup

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia. mockup

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia. mockup

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia. mockup

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

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'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.' mockup

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.' mockup

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.' mockup

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.' mockup

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

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"Do you think Trump has read 'Contemporary Relativism and the Death of Meaning'?"

"Do you think Trump has read 'Contemporary Relativism and the Death of Meaning'?" mockup

"Do you think Trump has read 'Contemporary Relativism and the Death of Meaning'?" mockup

"Do you think Trump has read 'Contemporary Relativism and the Death of Meaning'?" mockup

"Do you think Trump has read 'Contemporary Relativism and the Death of Meaning'?" mockup

"Do you think Trump has read 'Contemporary Relativism and the Death of Meaning'?"

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'The best gig I can get you for your comeback, Lazarus, is DJ in the graveyard slot.'

'The best gig I can get you for your comeback, Lazarus, is DJ in the graveyard slot.' mockup

'The best gig I can get you for your comeback, Lazarus, is DJ in the graveyard slot.' mockup

'The best gig I can get you for your comeback, Lazarus, is DJ in the graveyard slot.' mockup

'The best gig I can get you for your comeback, Lazarus, is DJ in the graveyard slot.' mockup

'The best gig I can get you for your comeback, Lazarus, is DJ in the graveyard slot.'

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"Hey samson, nice man bun."

"Hey samson, nice man bun." mockup

"Hey samson, nice man bun." mockup

"Hey samson, nice man bun." mockup

"Hey samson, nice man bun." mockup

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

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"The fact that I have multiple personalities and none of them are computer literate is depressing."

"The fact that I have multiple personalities and none of them are computer literate is depressing." mockup

"The fact that I have multiple personalities and none of them are computer literate is depressing." mockup

"The fact that I have multiple personalities and none of them are computer literate is depressing." mockup

"The fact that I have multiple personalities and none of them are computer literate is depressing." mockup

"The fact that I have multiple personalities and none of them are computer literate is depressing."

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4-Panel: (1) 'Did you read this article on cockroaches?' (2) 'It says scientists have confirmed conditioned reflexes in cockroaches, just like Pavlov's dogs. I don't know if I believe that!' (4) 'What's for dinner?'

4-Panel: (1) 'Did you read this article on cockroaches?' (2) 'It says scientists have confirmed conditioned reflexes in cockroaches, just like Pavlov's dogs. I don't know if I believe that!' (4) 'What's for dinner?' mockup

4-Panel: (1) 'Did you read this article on cockroaches?' (2) 'It says scientists have confirmed conditioned reflexes in cockroaches, just like Pavlov's dogs. I don't know if I believe that!' (4) 'What's for dinner?' mockup

4-Panel: (1) 'Did you read this article on cockroaches?' (2) 'It says scientists have confirmed conditioned reflexes in cockroaches, just like Pavlov's dogs. I don't know if I believe that!' (4) 'What's for dinner?' mockup

4-Panel: (1) 'Did you read this article on cockroaches?' (2) 'It says scientists have confirmed conditioned reflexes in cockroaches, just like Pavlov's dogs. I don't know if I believe that!' (4) 'What's for dinner?' mockup

4-Panel: (1) 'Did you read this article on cockroaches?' (2) 'It says scientists have confirmed conditioned reflexes in cockroaches, just like Pavlov's dogs. I don't know if I believe that!' (4) 'What's for dinner?'

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Newton discovers surrealism

Newton discovers surrealism mockup

Newton discovers surrealism mockup

Newton discovers surrealism mockup

Newton discovers surrealism mockup

Newton discovers surrealism

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Gender Reveal mockup

Gender Reveal mockup

Gender Reveal mockup

Gender Reveal mockup

Gender Reveal

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Harbor Hotel: 'Absolutely NO swashbuckling after 10 PM'.

Harbor Hotel: 'Absolutely NO swashbuckling after 10 PM'. mockup

Harbor Hotel: 'Absolutely NO swashbuckling after 10 PM'. mockup

Harbor Hotel: 'Absolutely NO swashbuckling after 10 PM'. mockup

Harbor Hotel: 'Absolutely NO swashbuckling after 10 PM'. mockup

Harbor Hotel: 'Absolutely NO swashbuckling after 10 PM'.

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Lie detector, "It's a goddam liar bird all right."

Lie detector, "It's a goddam liar bird all right." mockup

Lie detector, "It's a goddam liar bird all right." mockup

Lie detector, "It's a goddam liar bird all right." mockup

Lie detector, "It's a goddam liar bird all right." mockup

Lie detector, "It's a goddam liar bird all right."

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"I had money problems- forged fivers the wrong colour!"

"I had money problems- forged fivers the wrong colour!" mockup

"I had money problems- forged fivers the wrong colour!" mockup

"I had money problems- forged fivers the wrong colour!" mockup

"I had money problems- forged fivers the wrong colour!" mockup

"I had money problems- forged fivers the wrong colour!"

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"NOBODY LISTENS ANYMORE."

"NOBODY LISTENS ANYMORE." mockup

"NOBODY LISTENS ANYMORE." mockup

"NOBODY LISTENS ANYMORE." mockup

"NOBODY LISTENS ANYMORE." mockup

"NOBODY LISTENS ANYMORE."

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Memory Foam Mattress.

Memory Foam Mattress. mockup

Memory Foam Mattress. mockup

Memory Foam Mattress. mockup

Memory Foam Mattress. mockup

Memory Foam Mattress.

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Robot porn. mockup

Robot porn. mockup

Robot porn. mockup

Robot porn. mockup

Robot porn.

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Bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and other neat stuff.

Bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and other neat stuff. mockup

Bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and other neat stuff. mockup

Bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and other neat stuff. mockup

Bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and other neat stuff. mockup

Bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and other neat stuff.

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Eggs That Were Anagarms In Past Lives -'Unscramble Me'.

Eggs That Were Anagarms In Past Lives -'Unscramble Me'. mockup

Eggs That Were Anagarms In Past Lives -'Unscramble Me'. mockup

Eggs That Were Anagarms In Past Lives -'Unscramble Me'. mockup

Eggs That Were Anagarms In Past Lives -'Unscramble Me'. mockup

Eggs That Were Anagarms In Past Lives -'Unscramble Me'.

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Born Cynical,,,,

Born Cynical,,,, mockup

Born Cynical,,,, mockup

Born Cynical,,,, mockup

Born Cynical,,,, mockup

Born Cynical,,,,

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Self-Help Books / Fixing Others.

Self-Help Books / Fixing Others. mockup

Self-Help Books / Fixing Others. mockup

Self-Help Books / Fixing Others. mockup

Self-Help Books / Fixing Others. mockup

Self-Help Books / Fixing Others.

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Sign on shop: Headquarters: 'Business People for Peace'. Man walks out of shop wearing t-shirt with slogan 'Make money not war'.

Sign on shop: Headquarters: 'Business People for Peace'. Man walks out of shop wearing t-shirt with slogan 'Make money not war'. mockup

Sign on shop: Headquarters: 'Business People for Peace'. Man walks out of shop wearing t-shirt with slogan 'Make money not war'. mockup

Sign on shop: Headquarters: 'Business People for Peace'. Man walks out of shop wearing t-shirt with slogan 'Make money not war'. mockup

Sign on shop: Headquarters: 'Business People for Peace'. Man walks out of shop wearing t-shirt with slogan 'Make money not war'. mockup

Sign on shop: Headquarters: 'Business People for Peace'. Man walks out of shop wearing t-shirt with slogan 'Make money not war'.

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"His schlock has gravitas."

"His schlock has gravitas." mockup

"His schlock has gravitas." mockup

"His schlock has gravitas." mockup

"His schlock has gravitas." mockup

"His schlock has gravitas."

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"This next arrow should shake things up a bit!"

"This next arrow should shake things up a bit!" mockup

"This next arrow should shake things up a bit!" mockup

"This next arrow should shake things up a bit!" mockup

"This next arrow should shake things up a bit!" mockup

"This next arrow should shake things up a bit!"

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'Sorry, we serve beer in glasses only. Not in the toilet flush.'

'Sorry, we serve beer in glasses only. Not in the toilet flush.' mockup

'Sorry, we serve beer in glasses only. Not in the toilet flush.' mockup

'Sorry, we serve beer in glasses only. Not in the toilet flush.' mockup

'Sorry, we serve beer in glasses only. Not in the toilet flush.' mockup

'Sorry, we serve beer in glasses only. Not in the toilet flush.'

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...and we guarantee the passage of time for the life of the watch!

...and we guarantee the passage of time for the life of the watch! mockup

...and we guarantee the passage of time for the life of the watch! mockup

...and we guarantee the passage of time for the life of the watch! mockup

...and we guarantee the passage of time for the life of the watch! mockup

...and we guarantee the passage of time for the life of the watch!

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'You're sexy when your mind is somewhere else.'

'You're sexy when your mind is somewhere else.' mockup

'You're sexy when your mind is somewhere else.' mockup

'You're sexy when your mind is somewhere else.' mockup

'You're sexy when your mind is somewhere else.' mockup

'You're sexy when your mind is somewhere else.'

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"My wife's career is in ruins... She's an archaeologist!"

"My wife's career is in ruins... She's an archaeologist!" mockup

"My wife's career is in ruins... She's an archaeologist!" mockup

"My wife's career is in ruins... She's an archaeologist!" mockup

"My wife's career is in ruins... She's an archaeologist!" mockup

"My wife's career is in ruins... She's an archaeologist!"

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'-and to all you night owls out there...'

'-and to all you night owls out there...' mockup

'-and to all you night owls out there...' mockup

'-and to all you night owls out there...' mockup

'-and to all you night owls out there...' mockup

'-and to all you night owls out there...'

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Quick-witted Comedians Gifts Collection

Quick-witted Comedians Mugs

Explore our range of mugs designed for quick-witted comedians—perfect for brightening their mornings with a touch of humor.

Quick-witted Comedians Pillows

Check out our humorous pillows—great for adding a fun, witty touch to any space, tailored for quick-thinking comedians.

Quick-witted Comedians Prints

Browse our print collection—featuring clever sayings and funny graphics that suit the sharpest comedians and humor enthusiasts alike.

Quick-witted Comedians T-Shirts

Discover our witty T-shirts—ideal for comedians who love to wear their humor on their sleeve and share a laugh wherever they go.