Department of Knock, Knock Jokes: 'Ring bell for service.'
Stand-up Comedians Gifts
Searching for a gift for a stand-up comedian? Our collection features witty, funny, and creative items that honor their passion for comedy. Perfect for comedians themselves or fans who adore their humor, these products bring a smile and a chuckle to any occasion. Whether it’s a mug for their coffee breaks, a T-shirt for their gigs, or a print to inspire their comedy, find something that truly resonates with their funny bone.
'And she's got to have implants out to here.'
"Hey, the line forms at the fear!"
What the critics are saying about Hell.
'Is it just me or is a good man really that hard to find?'
"We cannot serve meals on the plane because you cannot take your mask off to eat... So we are only selling our snacks."
"My wife's career is in ruins... She's an archaeologist!"
No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.
The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'
"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."
"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."
"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."
The Signing of tthe United States Constitution
They hated me.
"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."
Zombie standup
Showbiz Awards
"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"
In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.
Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.
"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."
"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."
"If I might be serious for a moment..."
12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'
"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"
Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!
THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK
'The circle is complete!'
Trump pardons
'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'
"Aristophanes explains comedy"
'Your French dip, sir.'
To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)
The Rooster Comedian.
"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."
Stand-up Comedians Gifts Collection
Stand-up Comedians Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for stand-up comedians—perfect for coffee breaks or as a humorous gift to keep their spirits high.
Stand-up Comedians Pillows
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Stand-up Comedians Prints
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Stand-up Comedians T-Shirts
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