Quick Communion Comrade Gifts

Drive-thru Church

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

Church for sports worshipers.

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

"I'm getting red fruits, earth tones, and oak. Amen."

"My child when you look at a flower,you see the face of god!"

'I'm just going to say my prayers. Any requests?'

'Someday I'm going to tell you all of the things I've done right.'

Cook and Octopus

Sloth traffic jam.

"I decided to get comfortable...we have a lot to talk about."

'Those wafers are no good. Why don't they have cookies?'

"What do you mean the message wasn't directed at me, the Pastor said my full name three times!"

"Say the whole prayer, none of this et cetera, et cetera..."

'He spent yesterday being briefed on the threats from a cyber attack...'

"I know so much that I don't know where to begin."

Young child saying grace

"I just friended God!"

French Toast

Commie Chef.

'If you don't stop interrupting me with your phone calls, we're never going to finish our face to face meeting.'

Kid all dressed up: 'I'm going to be embarrassed to be seen with myself.'

'Would you like me to check your coat?'

Ants take cheese and grater

"Of course I know Jim. We once built a time machine together. We go way back."

Henry Grumble, an editor to the bitter end.

'I think I just blew my diet. Do you know what the glycemic index is for a communion host?'

'Do as I did - Learn to drink quicker.'

"Fantastic service, lousy food."

Martha bakes with her new friends.