Quick Communion Comrade Pillows

Drive-thru Church

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

Church for sports worshipers.

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

"I'm getting red fruits, earth tones, and oak. Amen."

"My child when you look at a flower,you see the face of god!"

'I'm just going to say my prayers. Any requests?'

'Someday I'm going to tell you all of the things I've done right.'

Sloth traffic jam.

Cook and Octopus

'Those wafers are no good. Why don't they have cookies?'

"I decided to get comfortable...we have a lot to talk about."

"What do you mean the message wasn't directed at me, the Pastor said my full name three times!"

"Say the whole prayer, none of this et cetera, et cetera..."

'He spent yesterday being briefed on the threats from a cyber attack...'

"I know so much that I don't know where to begin."

Young child saying grace

Commie Chef.

French Toast

"I just friended God!"

'If you don't stop interrupting me with your phone calls, we're never going to finish our face to face meeting.'

Why do you always get to ash and I always have to dry?

Kid all dressed up: 'I'm going to be embarrassed to be seen with myself.'

Who has two thumbs and

"Of course I know Jim. We once built a time machine together. We go way back."

Henry Grumble, an editor to the bitter end.

Ants take cheese and grater

'Would you like me to check your coat?'

'I think I just blew my diet. Do you know what the glycemic index is for a communion host?'

"Fantastic service, lousy food."

Martha bakes with her new friends.

Dog Confession