Communion Pillows

"Fantastic service, lousy food."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

Social distancing

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

Love linked

Cat Reunion

Polygamists' Picnic

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

"...and I, Pastor Smith...preaching to you now from this pulpit, speak to you from experience about the 'strong-willed' child...BELIEVE me!"

"I'm getting red fruits, earth tones, and oak. Amen."

"My child when you look at a flower,you see the face of god!"

"That's our new church mascot."

Red Letter Days - Encounter with the old village sweetheart - 'bless my soul! ... Miss Victoire! ...'

Things I love about Powell River...

Noise Pollution

"I'm thinking of getting the old band back together."

Drive-thru Church

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

Jack in the box on strike.

He leaves, but soon realizes his roots run too deep.

Man, Lemont … how long's it been? Twenty years? Just about. You still working at Pigville Pork Burgers? Nah … I got a job as the Candorville Chronicles White House correspondent. Then I went on to found Candorville.com, the internet's seventh largest source for news and opinion. Oh. That's cool. That's cool. How do you not know this? We're Facebook friends. I post links to my articles every day. We were roommates all through college, and you don't even read my updates? Facebook's for reading yo

'I'm just going to say my prayers. Any requests?'

Tipping Pain Chart

Christmas Hugs

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

The Janitor at the Harvard University Alumni Reunion is one of the Gang.

Did you miss me?

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'