Church Community Pillows

'Don't worry. I'm a church pastor. First little problem, and they'll find me.'

'We beseech thee oh Lord, tweet us they word.'

'You'll love the congregation. We're chock-full of sermon material.'

First Church - New Policy: To avoid lawsuits, Rev. Loomis' sermons no longer mention sinners by name.

"...and I, Pastor Smith...preaching to you now from this pulpit, speak to you from experience about the 'strong-willed' child...BELIEVE me!"

The youth pastor and worship leader compete for the skinniest jeans award.

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Social distancing

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

Love linked

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.'

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

"Reverend, I recommend you turn the other cheek."

"...and for today only, you'll get 10% off all tithing!"

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

"Freshly ground pepper?"

"We missed you at church Sunday."

Things I love about Powell River...

"That's our new church mascot."

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

"Life is very fragile so we should handle it with 'prayer'."

Noise Pollution

Clown Ministry Baptism Today

Dance of the Red (Papal) Shoes.