Queue Quirk Gifts

An accident waiting to happen.

'Oh good! I hate long lines.'

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

Test your patience, back in one hour.

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

'Oh good! - I hate long lines!'

'Not only am I a frequent flyer, I'm a frequent waiter.'

'We'll have a bed for you in a couple of days.'

Impatient queue of people. The signs read queue here,sigh heavily from here, and Tut Loudly from here.

"Who's next?"

TSA Lines

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"

Congestion Eases Inexplicably

"I want to complain about how long I've had to queue to make my complaint."

"Latte for a guy you're sure ordered after you."

"We'd like to begin by boarding all passengers who feel impatient."

"Still, I'd rather be here than at the office."

"Who's next?"

'No, I'm still standing in this stupid line looking at the back of somebody's stupid head.'

Elderly couple bearing a sign: '...We take ages.'

"I'm going to try and get an outpatients appointment, I may be some time!"

"Been waiting long?"

'So close! If only you hasn't cut in line here!'

Taxi Rank

'Call yourself a real consultant? You've only kept me waiting six weeks!'

Female impersonator hogging the phone box.

"Can you hold my place in line while I run off to live the life I always wanted?"

The one thing about a queue is it keeps everyone in line.

The speediness of today's world and its logical conclusion.

"Ere, I was here first!"

Please take a number.. '.E = MC2?'

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