Queue Quirk Mugs

An accident waiting to happen.

'Oh good! I hate long lines.'

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

Test your patience, back in one hour.

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

'Oh good! - I hate long lines!'

'Not only am I a frequent flyer, I'm a frequent waiter.'

'We'll have a bed for you in a couple of days.'

Impatient queue of people. The signs read queue here,sigh heavily from here, and Tut Loudly from here.

"Who's next?"

TSA Lines

'Why do I always pick the slow moving queue?'

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"

"The lines are a bit slow today...so here's something to help pass the time!"

Now Showing - Titanic: Queue Here: Women + Children First.

Congestion Eases Inexplicably

"We'd like to begin by boarding all passengers who feel impatient."

"I want to complain about how long I've had to queue to make my complaint."

"Still, I'd rather be here than at the office."

"Latte for a guy you're sure ordered after you."

"I'm going to try and get an outpatients appointment, I may be some time!"

"Been waiting long?"

"Who's next?"

Elderly couple bearing a sign: '...We take ages.'

'No, I'm still standing in this stupid line looking at the back of somebody's stupid head.'

Clown on unicycle on highwire traffic queue likely.

'So close! If only you hasn't cut in line here!'

'Call yourself a real consultant? You've only kept me waiting six weeks!'

Taxi Rank

Female impersonator hogging the phone box.

"Can you hold my place in line while I run off to live the life I always wanted?"

Hey, little buddy. How's it going in there? You fall in? Occupied! I know it's occupied, little buddy. We all know. It's been occupied for 30 minutes. There's a long line out here. I said "occupied!" When a person says "occupied" from in here, that's supposed to buy another 10 minutes at least. "Occupied" is not a magic word, little buddy. Inhabited! That neither. We're all still here.

Dartford Crossing, Pay in Advance for your Inevitable Queue.

The speediness of today's world and its logical conclusion.