Question Crafting Gifts

John Humphreys

The Art Student.

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

'C'mon get it straight.'

A Good Batch.

The MBA Draft

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

I quilt therefore I am

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

Toadstools

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Instructional guide to scribbling

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

Build a Raft

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

Happy Easter

"Could I ask just one question?"

Rocking horse

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Mittens is challenged by the string.

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

I did it my way.

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

Do it yourself books.

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."