Theory Crafting Gifts

'The time is now ripe for me to launch my great new theory. . . the world has waited long enough!'

The Art Student.

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

'C'mon get it straight.'

A Good Batch.

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

I quilt therefore I am

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

Toadstools

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

Instructional guide to scribbling

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

Mittens is challenged by the string.

Rocking horse

Happy Easter

Build a Raft

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

I did it my way.

Sigmund Freud.

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

Queen of Upcycling!

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.