Theory Crafting Pillows

'Look, fire is fire - Why try to develop theories about it?'

'The time is now ripe for me to launch my great new theory. . . the world has waited long enough!'

The Art Student.

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

'C'mon get it straight.'

A Good Batch.

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

I quilt therefore I am

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

Toadstools

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

Instructional guide to scribbling

Rocking horse

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

Happy Easter

Build a Raft

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Mittens is challenged by the string.

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

I did it my way.

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

Sigmund Freud.

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."