Crafting Pillows

"There's always one annoying piece left over."

"Enough!"

"I can quit whenever I want to."

"Don't let anyone see how much we enjoy knitting."

Do It Yourself Stores: Help Wanted

"Larry made that chair from a pile of sticks."

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'Too pricey? Perhaps you wish to see something in macaroni and spray paint?'

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

"I wasn't texting. I was building this ship in a bottle."

I love Pottery.

Wanting to save his parents thousands in orthodontic costs, Lyle makes braces for himself in metal shop.

'Yes dear, it is wonderful to have a succah you built with your own bare hands.'

'C'mon get it straight.'

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

'I installed all the floor tiles by myself. I did it all by tile and error.'

'Have you hammered out the new rule book yet?'

'Would it have killed you to go with a store-bought model?'

"However good father's 'beaver-o-matic' was..."

'I made this Valentine's card for you in school, mom. What the world needs is more love, and less homework.'

'See what I made in my digital handicraft class today?!'

Man blowing glass. His dentures have fallen out and are in the glass bubble.

Woman throwing giant pot.

Happy Mother's Day

Needlework for beginners.

Knitting On-Line

'There's been a little accident in the glue shop.'

"I had to get braces."

Knitting sheep.

'I read all the magazines I then paper mached your likeness and repeatedly stabbed you.'

Sewing Machines in Surgery

Cut out and keep your own Freud.

Silhouette-by-number.

Epoxymoron