Questioning Gifts

"I think this is the last year he'll believe in Father Christmas, he's asking a lot of questions"

"And you need to know this why?"

'Question'

"Is there a section at the bottom for comments?"

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"Why isn’t it ‘no worries’ when I spill stuff?!"

"I want … an explanation!"

'But what is a recession, Father?'

Questions

Homo Sapiens: always searching for answers.

Upside down question mark hanging from fishing line.

Bertrand Russell.

"But what if this is all there is?"

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"I don't know why we try so hard to get the right answers. There isn't even a prize."

"If you prayed to Google instead of God, you might get a constructive response."

Are You a True American Patriot?

A man holding a pro-life sign stands above a group of beaten people who are pro choice.

"What's it all about?"

"And now your General Knowledge Round...Where does clean laundry come from?"

'Dad, tell me again what life's about.'

Actual Results May Vary

'...no you can't phone a friend!'

"Hang on - I've forgotten the question!"

"I'm afraid your test results aren't good. For a start, the capital of Rwanda is Kigali and you put Nairobi."

Schrodinger's Weekly Shop.

Detective Dinkins always made sure suspects knew how good he was at getting them to talk.

On a mountain top a sign says - Out to lunch back a week from Tuesday.

'The meaning of life? -- You CAN take a joke, can't you?'

Christian Speed Dating

Man sees vending machine for 'Satisfaction' with an 'Out of Order' sign.

"What do you mean I ask too many questions?"

'There's quite a power struggle going on.'

Which came first, the club or the hole?