Questioning Gifts

"I think this is the last year he'll believe in Father Christmas, he's asking a lot of questions"

"And you need to know this why?"

'Question'

"Is there a section at the bottom for comments?"

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"Why isn’t it ‘no worries’ when I spill stuff?!"

"I want … an explanation!"

'But what is a recession, Father?'

Questions

Homo Sapiens: always searching for answers.

Upside down question mark hanging from fishing line.

Bertrand Russell.

"But what if this is all there is?"

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"I don't know why we try so hard to get the right answers. There isn't even a prize."

"If you prayed to Google instead of God, you might get a constructive response."

A man holding a pro-life sign stands above a group of beaten people who are pro choice.

Are You a True American Patriot?

'Does My Bum Look Big In This Dimension?'

"What's it all about?"

John Humphreys

'Dad, tell me again what life's about.'

"And now your General Knowledge Round...Where does clean laundry come from?"

Life is About Learning

Actual Results May Vary

'...no you can't phone a friend!'

"I'm afraid your test results aren't good. For a start, the capital of Rwanda is Kigali and you put Nairobi."

"Hang on - I've forgotten the question!"

Christian Speed Dating

University Challenged

Schrodinger's Weekly Shop.

Detective Dinkins always made sure suspects knew how good he was at getting them to talk.

'The meaning of life? -- You CAN take a joke, can't you?'

On a mountain top a sign says - Out to lunch back a week from Tuesday.