Quests Gifts

Sure, it's just to find the royal remote, but a quest is a quest, Ernie!

Homo Gamus

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

Gamers

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

"But what if this is all there is?"

"And you need to know this why?"

Answers to last week's brain-teasers

Toastquest!

Two men in war bonnets sit in front of a giant skull

"I totally forgot what I came up here for."

Upside down question mark hanging from fishing line.

Are you printing your own book? No, it's my mailing to agents!

Trying to hold on to the question.

Questioning

"Sign here, initial here, rassle Zeke for the keys and you're all set."

"How would I know what 'the meaning of life' is...? I was hoping you were mountain rescue!"

"The road head is filled with danger. Take this lawyer for protection."

The Water Diviner

"Is there a section at the bottom for comments?"

Life's Directions

"Hahaha! What's wrong Dorky Nerdmire? That's your name isn't it?"

'But what is a recession, Father?'

'Who is John Galt?'

I'm actually here as part of an ongoing quest to find the ideal form of analysis. Freudian didn't work, and Jungian didn't help, so I thought I'd try Pabstian.

"Mom, is God real or just a bot?"

"Great interview! and your credentials are impeccable, there's just one last thing..."

"I think this is the last year he'll believe in Father Christmas, he's asking a lot of questions"

Man sees door 'Department of Philosophy In AndOr Out'.

Is there more to being undead than chasing women? What am I really trying to hide by wearing a cape? Maybe I should give garlic another chance. For a vampire, Vlad was surprisingly reflective.

"I meant are there any questions about the math problem, James...you'll have to ask your parents about where babies come from!"

Bertrand Russell.