Quantum Realm Enthusiast Gifts

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Quantum Psychic

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

The Physiciatrist...

'As everyone knows, scientists are at their peaks early in their careers.'

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

'Interesting article in Nature this week - apparently love's not a wave, it's a particle.'

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"We've invented a new quantum microchip and at the same time we haven't."

"Wow! - String Theory must be true after all..!"

Cat reading about 'String Theory'.

"We hope it's just a bug with our new Quantum mainframe."

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

"So, tell me what happened after this Schrodinger put you in this box..."

"OMG! A portal to another panel."

'I can understand Heisenberg's equation and Schrodinger's equation for quantum mechanics but I cannot understand derivative trading.'

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

...Isolated clumps of strange matter pop briefly out of the quantum foam to debate the possible existence of particle physicists.

The Yearly News

'Your cat seems to have thought outside the box, Mr. Schrodinger.'

Lovers Leap and Quantum Lovers Leap.

"If Harold had learned anything over 50 years of marriage, it was the importance of keeping things interesting in the bedroom."

"Good morning, Herr Schrodinger - and what can I do for you...?"

Quantum Mechanics Mechanics working on Atoms

'Mrs. Wayne was so excited about getting her masters in physical science, she took a quantum leap!'

'And you're quite sure it's just a hypothetical cat?'

"Try switching if off and on at the same time."

'The SPCA called on Schrodinger...'

Einstein was never very good with the easy ones.

'Dr Bertam works on a theory of nothing.'

Leon the electron was not sure just to where he'd been blasted when the photon struck, but indicators suggested he was now in one of the atom's degenerate orbitals.

'Condensed-Matter blues'

"Occasionally, the membrane between parallel universes ruptures."

Inside the Large Hadron Collider

Schrodinger's earlier experiment...