Quantum Joker Gifts

'Pavlov's dog eating Schrodinger's cat'

Schrodinger's Cow

'I have yes been to night school learning quantum theory - do I have to explain it to you?'

Quantum Mechanics Mechanics working on Atoms

"Are you certain that we have already detected all types of quarks?"

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

Intelligent people laugh too!

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'You know too much,'

'Who folded the annual report into a paper airplane?'

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

Good News about winter

Fish hunting for men.

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

Candid Camera store.

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

'My door is always open. That's why I installed a tripwire.'

Beware of Falling Notice.

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

'Look, Dad, I made a pair of boots out of your chest waders.'

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

Caution May Contain Nuts.

Shoes Make The Man

"Okay, you scared the babysitter...now get back in there and rinse off that toothpaste, and go to bed!"

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

While You Were Out: We Moved!

'Dearly beloved.....and the rest of you.....'

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

Pole Star

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."