Quantum Guru Gifts

"It's all string theory to me."

Apples for sale

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

Intelligent people laugh too!

'But what is the universe for?'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

The Style of Elements

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

Geek fairies

Quantum Psychic

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

Newton's Cradle Solar System

"Bonk!"

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

Bashful in Nashville

"Check out this new store."

The Great Blues Heron, Live at the Sandbar

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

His and Hers Gravity Bars.

Joe Henry

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."