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"It's all string theory to me."

Apples for sale

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

Lennon and McCartney.

Intelligent people laugh too!

'But what is the universe for?'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

The Style of Elements

ZZZZZZZ Top

"This next one's another oldie."

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

Quantum Psychic

Geek fairies

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

Eric Clapton.

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

Bashful in Nashville

Newton's Cradle Solar System

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

"Check out this new store."

"Bonk!"

'As everyone knows, scientists are at their peaks early in their careers.'

The Great Blues Heron, Live at the Sandbar

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

Joe Henry

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

The sad fate of Isaac Newton's Tahitian counterpart.

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

His and Hers Gravity Bars.