Quantum Geek Gifts

'Dr Bertam works on a theory of nothing.'

Schrodinger's Black Box

Raptures

Quantum Psychic

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

Schrödinger and his cat

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

'A few years ago all we needed were some people who could hammer and some people who could paint.'

'As everyone knows, scientists are at their peaks early in their careers.'

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

'Interesting article in Nature this week - apparently love's not a wave, it's a particle.'

'I come from the future - any questions?'

"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."

"We've invented a new quantum microchip and at the same time we haven't."

Cat reading about 'String Theory'.

"At the moment I'm torn between the emotionally rewarding but poorly resourced role of a social worker or a more intellectualy rigorous career in quantum physics."

'OK Sheldon - which part of the Unified Field Theory do you not understand?'

Rogue Traders from Parallel Universes.

Professor Biggens instantly regretted putting his head into the particle accelerator...

"We hope it's just a bug with our new Quantum mainframe."

Albert Einstein

Schrodinger's Cat Litter Box

"Sorry no half portions - at least that's the quantum theory."

Harv works the red shift.

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

'I can understand Heisenberg's equation and Schrodinger's equation for quantum mechanics but I cannot understand derivative trading.'

'What are you talking about? ? how can you have half a quantum theory?'

'Penny for them, Albert.'

...Isolated clumps of strange matter pop briefly out of the quantum foam to debate the possible existence of particle physicists.

'You have reached the Heisenberg Institute - Calls will be answered in random order.'

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

Schrödinger's cat.

The Yearly News

'Your cat seems to have thought outside the box, Mr. Schrodinger.'

Quantum Breakup