Quantum Geek Prints

'Dr Bertam works on a theory of nothing.'

Schrodinger's Black Box

Raptures

Quantum Psychic

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

Schrödinger and his cat

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

'A few years ago all we needed were some people who could hammer and some people who could paint.'

'Interesting article in Nature this week - apparently love's not a wave, it's a particle.'

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."

Cat reading about 'String Theory'.

"We've invented a new quantum microchip and at the same time we haven't."

"At the moment I'm torn between the emotionally rewarding but poorly resourced role of a social worker or a more intellectualy rigorous career in quantum physics."

Rogue Traders from Parallel Universes.

"Sorry no half portions - at least that's the quantum theory."

Professor Biggens instantly regretted putting his head into the particle accelerator...

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

Albert Einstein

'OK Sheldon - which part of the Unified Field Theory do you not understand?'

"We hope it's just a bug with our new Quantum mainframe."

Schrodinger's Cat Litter Box

Harv works the red shift.

'I can understand Heisenberg's equation and Schrodinger's equation for quantum mechanics but I cannot understand derivative trading.'

'What are you talking about? ? how can you have half a quantum theory?'

'You have reached the Heisenberg Institute - Calls will be answered in random order.'

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

...Isolated clumps of strange matter pop briefly out of the quantum foam to debate the possible existence of particle physicists.

'Your cat seems to have thought outside the box, Mr. Schrodinger.'

Schrödinger's cat.

The Yearly News

"Hello! - Have you ever thought about changing your energy supplier..?"

Quantum Breakup