Quacking Strategist Gifts

Lead Duck With Evil Plans

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

Inflatable Duck Boat

'My hot-shot assistant was named as one of the top 10 to watch."

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

"And when conventional theories don't work, we've got Charnier here to do us a spot of voodoo marketing."

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

"My mommy suggested I try a different advertising approach."

"Saturn. No contest. A deadly, treacherous gas giant ringed by a gossamer halo of ice. It symbolizes both death and life. Both evil and good. It symbolizes existence itself."

'You'll want Mr. Pigglesworth's version of the story too, I assume?'

'This time, put it someplace where we can find it.'

Facebookie - Odds on boss catching you wasting time

"I'm afraid there will be more cuts."

In Disguise.

"I'm in advertising. . ."

'It's the simple things.'

"I don't think he can touch your in-the-dirt ball."

'We need someone on the outside.'

Furtive Milking

"The answer isn't more troops—what you need is an antibiotic."

'You really have no idea what you're doing do you?'

"Timing is everything. I recommend that you act now before the authorities discover I've escaped."

'Well you certainly walk like a duck and quack like a duck.'

"There's no such thing as 'just' ducky."

Street trader tricking police.

"I'd fire him in a minute, but the old man thinks we need his unique perspective around here."