Quackery Skeptics Gifts

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

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"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

"I'd like to see you do this online."

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

'My daughter read on the internet about a hip replacement with free built-in MP3 player,'

The anti-social network: 'Hey Jeffrey...I need help setting up my dad's anti-social network.'

Down With Wikipedia

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

"Well, you can't say they didn't warn us."

"Gramps, you were alive before everyone knew what you were doing on social media... What was that called?" "Bliss!"

"Whatever happened to throwing Frisbees around?"

"...And those are some of the books I would have read if the Internet had never been invented."

"Well, who you gonna believe? Me or Wikipedia?"

"When I was a kid there was no internet. If you wanted to bully someone, you had to do it to their face."

"And more intriguingly, your prognosis differs depending on which search engine I use."

"Of course you couldn't be replaced by an app. It would take at least two."

'Well you certainly walk like a duck and quack like a duck.'

"I see that you're very concerned about the rise of AI technology."

"The 'Age of the Computer'? We get a pencil on a piece of string!"

"No, as of yet, they are not on the internet!"

"There's no such thing as 'just' ducky."

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'OK, now I'm freaked out. How'd he get my cell phone number?'