Purveyors Of Porridge Splatters Gifts

Interior design trends for parents....

"He was WOK-ing in a winter wonderland."

'I've fallen in love and i've fallen in porage and believe me: porage is better.'

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Jackson Pollock's 'Computer Splatter.'

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Reading Goldilocks - 'I know you don't like porridge, but bears eat anything.'

"My dad ate my homework."

Monet. Do they have paintings by other artists? Of course, Money isn't everything! (Published originally on Sept. 23, 2013.)

'The only way to survive in the current economy is to diversify.'

Stay at Home Yellowstone.

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

Children swimming.

'Actually, I'm not out foraging, I'm out porridging.'

'We have a tournament to see which drug reps get to see the doctors.'

'...and you can take that wag off your tail!'

'We don't own a shredder. We just hang sensitive material on the furniture and let the cat take care of it.'

"Can I pretend he's yours?"

'How come we never have porridge?'

'Wouldn't you know it? -- I sliced it right into Purgatory!'

"-and for those of you who don't know how to make porridge.."

'We're considering eliminating the 'Too Hot' and 'Too Cold' product lines...'

"No bloody porridge for us!"

"I don't know what the heck's in it either, but they're nuts for it around here."

"You spoil that dog!"

"My mother is an erratic cook: My dad's porridge is always too hot, hers too cold, but thank goodness, mine is always just right..."

"Remember that little girl Goldilocks that hassled us about the porridge? She's now a big food critic on the internet!"

" 'Lets go for a nice walk in the woods' he says 'Let the porridge cool a little!' he says"

"I work strictly with acrylics."

"Dave, remember when you said you were hungry enough to eat a horse?"

Police at the scene of a theft at the three bears house

Three bears porridge oats.