Purrfectly Picky Gifts

Bad review

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

"He's such a fussy eater."

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

'Okay mum, I'll eat it all up. But I doubt I'll grow big and strong on this muck!'

'You had better eat those intestinal organs or there's no dessert for you!'

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

"I'll have the vegetable lasagne, hold the vegetables."

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

'Is it organic?'

'Could I trade all of this for more of that?'

"Life is so unfair! There are already ants in the cake but none in the broccoli casserole!"

"Come on, honey, try just one Goliath pea. It's organic, locally grown, and GMO free."

"I don't like to complain, but this cud is a bit overchewed."

"Trust me, it tastes good – you won’t like it."

'I say it's spinach and the heck with it!'

Rescue dog rejecting potential owners

"I'll have the carrot cake, hold the carrots."

"Do you want the rest of this mouse? It tastes gamey to me."

"Locusts don't sound too bad compared to spinach."

'I don't want to eat this. I want to eat organic foods.'

"Hey Mom... we're all out of junk food!"

"Don't get any ideas. It's a sweater, not a scratching post!"

"I'll have filet mignon, and she'll have the chef whip up something with no meat, dairy, wheat, soy or flavor."

"If they don't like the food, try to explain to them how hard it is to cook really good food."

"I'm sorry but I can't bring the dessert menu until you at least try to finish your peas and carrots, it's policy."