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'The cats love getting some fresh air, and it's the warmed coat I've ever had.'

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"He's such a fussy eater."

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

He wanted a different one.

'Okay mum, I'll eat it all up. But I doubt I'll grow big and strong on this muck!'

'You had better eat those intestinal organs or there's no dessert for you!'

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

"I'll have the vegetable lasagne, hold the vegetables."

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

'Is it organic?'

'Could I trade all of this for more of that?'

"Trust me, it tastes good – you won’t like it."

"Life is so unfair! There are already ants in the cake but none in the broccoli casserole!"

'Aww, mom! Pineapple upside down cake? ...Again?'

"I don't like to complain, but this cud is a bit overchewed."

"Come on, honey, try just one Goliath pea. It's organic, locally grown, and GMO free."

'I say it's spinach and the heck with it!'

"I'll have the carrot cake, hold the carrots."

Rescue dog rejecting potential owners

"Do you want the rest of this mouse? It tastes gamey to me."

"Locusts don't sound too bad compared to spinach."

'I don't want to eat this. I want to eat organic foods.'

"Don't get any ideas. It's a sweater, not a scratching post!"

"If they don't like the food, try to explain to them how hard it is to cook really good food."

No, he wants the other one … No, not that one … No, to your right … No, above that one …

"I'll have filet mignon, and she'll have the chef whip up something with no meat, dairy, wheat, soy or flavor."

"Hey Mom... we're all out of junk food!"