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"I'm sorry but I can't bring the dessert menu until you at least try to finish your peas and carrots, it's policy."

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"He's such a fussy eater."

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

'Okay mum, I'll eat it all up. But I doubt I'll grow big and strong on this muck!'

"Please don't kill me."

He wanted a different one.

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

'You had better eat those intestinal organs or there's no dessert for you!'

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

'When are you going to admit you need glasses?'

"I'll have the vegetable lasagne, hold the vegetables."

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

'Could I trade all of this for more of that?'

"I guess that pretty well debunks the fruits and vegetables are good for you myth."

'Aww, mom! Pineapple upside down cake? ...Again?'

"I don't like to complain, but this cud is a bit overchewed."

"Life is so unfair! There are already ants in the cake but none in the broccoli casserole!"

"Come on, honey, try just one Goliath pea. It's organic, locally grown, and GMO free."

"Trust me, it tastes good – you won’t like it."

'I say it's spinach and the heck with it!'

"I'll have the carrot cake, hold the carrots."

'And for the Queen of Whiny Eaters, two pieces of bologna, cut into quarter-inch squares, coated with Abe's Barbecue Sauce...'

"Beans count as healthy vegetables but jelly beans don't? Not faaaiiir!!!"

"I changed my mind about eloping with you, Billy....my mother didn't fix broccoli for dinner after all!"

"Do you want the rest of this mouse? It tastes gamey to me."

"It's an ugly nose, but at least it gets rid of some broccoli."

'I don't want to eat this. I want to eat organic foods.'

"Locusts don't sound too bad compared to spinach."

"I'll have filet mignon, and she'll have the chef whip up something with no meat, dairy, wheat, soy or flavor."

"You know, if lima beans, cauliflower and broccoli tasted like candy and ice cream, we wouldn't have to go through this every night!"

No, he wants the other one … No, not that one … No, to your right … No, above that one …

"How come there's a forbidden fruit but not a forbidden vegetable?"