Pickiness Guru Gifts

"Why don't we ever eat out?"

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"He's such a fussy eater."

"Charles didn't like tofu."

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

"Please don't kill me."

He wanted a different one.

'Okay mum, I'll eat it all up. But I doubt I'll grow big and strong on this muck!'

'You had better eat those intestinal organs or there's no dessert for you!'

'Strained Carrots Again? What am I being punished for this time?'

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

"I'll have the vegetable lasagne, hold the vegetables."

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

'Could I trade all of this for more of that?'

"I guess that pretty well debunks the fruits and vegetables are good for you myth."

'Aww, mom! Pineapple upside down cake? ...Again?'

"I don't like to complain, but this cud is a bit overchewed."

"Trust me, it tastes good – you won’t like it."

"Come on, honey, try just one Goliath pea. It's organic, locally grown, and GMO free."

"Life is so unfair! There are already ants in the cake but none in the broccoli casserole!"

"Got anything else? I gave up carbs."

'I say it's spinach and the heck with it!'

"I changed my mind about eloping with you, Billy....my mother didn't fix broccoli for dinner after all!"

"Do you want the rest of this mouse? It tastes gamey to me."

"Beans count as healthy vegetables but jelly beans don't? Not faaaiiir!!!"

'And for the Queen of Whiny Eaters, two pieces of bologna, cut into quarter-inch squares, coated with Abe's Barbecue Sauce...'

"It's an ugly nose, but at least it gets rid of some broccoli."

"Locusts don't sound too bad compared to spinach."

'I don't want to eat this. I want to eat organic foods.'

"Hey Mom... we're all out of junk food!"

"You know, if lima beans, cauliflower and broccoli tasted like candy and ice cream, we wouldn't have to go through this every night!"

"He's allergic to peanuts, sensitive to wheat, lactose-intolerant, and just plain weirded out by fruit."

"Juding by your expression, your mom made kale for dinner."