Pickiness Pundits Gifts

"No thanks, I prefer salmon."

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

Skeptic Tank.

"Charles didn't like tofu."

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

He wanted a different one.

"Please don't kill me."

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

'Bedtime stories at the Browns'.'

National Living Wage from April 1st.

'Don't worry! Since 28% of my salary goes to the government, I've decided to work 72% of the time!'

'What if we televise government budget hearings and make them pay-per-view?'

How Trickle Down Economics Work

We can safely tell the Grand Jury your campaign money isn't soft, it's al dente.

New Year 2020

"I'm not concerned about us as long as there is nothing in the stimulus package for cats."

Cat holds sign that says 'come over here', dog holds a sign that says 'how?'

Today's sermon: 'Do sin taxes violate the seperation of church & state?'

World Health Organization

Lessons from the fossil record: Discarded consumer goods in the anthropocene layer in the rock strata.

"Got anything else? I gave up carbs."

Ted enjoyed going to the park and feeding the woodpeckers.

"What do you mean, we don't have an 'exit strategy'?!"

'Time manager'

'The trouble is not with your set -- the station just got hit with a new batch of politically correct Federal regulations.'

"It's an ugly nose, but at least it gets rid of some broccoli."

"I changed my mind about eloping with you, Billy....my mother didn't fix broccoli for dinner after all!"

"There were hooves in my lunch! I told you I don't like hooves."

"That reminds me of the time Hamlet and I – did I mention I knew Hamlet? – Hamlet and I..."

"There's more to basketball than winning. There's also telling China to back off in Hong Kong."

Voter Suppression

"So we're agreed then - there's no need to make any changes to our equal opportunities employment policies."

"Locusts don't sound too bad compared to spinach."

"You know, if lima beans, cauliflower and broccoli tasted like candy and ice cream, we wouldn't have to go through this every night!"