Pickiness Pundits Pillows

"No thanks, I prefer salmon."

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

Skeptic Tank.

"Charles didn't like tofu."

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

"Please don't kill me."

National Living Wage from April 1st.

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

'Don't worry! Since 28% of my salary goes to the government, I've decided to work 72% of the time!'

'What if we televise government budget hearings and make them pay-per-view?'

We can safely tell the Grand Jury your campaign money isn't soft, it's al dente.

New Year 2020

"I'm not concerned about us as long as there is nothing in the stimulus package for cats."

World Health Organization

Today's sermon: 'Do sin taxes violate the seperation of church & state?'

Cat holds sign that says 'come over here', dog holds a sign that says 'how?'

Lessons from the fossil record: Discarded consumer goods in the anthropocene layer in the rock strata.

"Got anything else? I gave up carbs."

Ted enjoyed going to the park and feeding the woodpeckers.

"What do you mean, we don't have an 'exit strategy'?!"

'The trouble is not with your set -- the station just got hit with a new batch of politically correct Federal regulations.'

'Time manager'

"There's more to basketball than winning. There's also telling China to back off in Hong Kong."

"I changed my mind about eloping with you, Billy....my mother didn't fix broccoli for dinner after all!"

Voter Suppression

"There were hooves in my lunch! I told you I don't like hooves."

"That reminds me of the time Hamlet and I – did I mention I knew Hamlet? – Hamlet and I..."

"It's an ugly nose, but at least it gets rid of some broccoli."

"So we're agreed then - there's no need to make any changes to our equal opportunities employment policies."

"Locusts don't sound too bad compared to spinach."

"You know, if lima beans, cauliflower and broccoli tasted like candy and ice cream, we wouldn't have to go through this every night!"

'I'm beginning to think that you're WILLFULLY apathetic!'