Purr-fectly Obsessed Gifts

Shelter Cat Nap

Cats on the couch.

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

We don't have wi-fi.

"Sorry, Kevin, but having the wi-fi down for a couple of hour is not 'living off the grid'."

"And you wonder why they call me a bitch?"

Up, Up, Up, Up....Down, Down, Down, Down...

"I'm very proud. Someone I've been stalking has been nominated for an Academy Award."

'I thought shaving would make me look sexy. Now I just bump into things.'

"Believe me, I'm accustomed to being analyzed by my cat."

I heart my cat. I spayed my cat.

"Oh, no thanks, I'm more of a cat person."

Cat Yoga

"No...his mobile network has gone down."

'Please, Pookie, just one time...pleeaase..Beg!'

"Like a duck. Calm and placid on the surface, but paddling like hell. That's me!"

'Amazing, isn't it? It's like she doesn't understand what I'm telling her.'

"That one there is Marvin's personal pussycat."

Men watching football as their ship sinks.

I love my cat.

Art for Cats

"I swear, it wasn't me who called the council about your incessant barking: it was my master!"

A cat listening to a record player

Click bait for cats

Cat Thanks.

Nature abhors an empty box.

Cat owners

Bad review

"No guilt! This is the price they areed tp pay for a shot at our mercurial affections."

"Honey I don't think Muffy likes that new cat food."

"I need a peace offering for my human. What's your take? Dead bird of half eaten rat?"

'One lifetime with him was enough!'

'How could you tell I'm a cat person? Are you psychic?'