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'What are we having tonight, kitties? Fish, beef or the Bistro special?'

Shelter Cat Nap

Cats on the couch.

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

We don't have wi-fi.

"Sorry, Kevin, but having the wi-fi down for a couple of hour is not 'living off the grid'."

"And you wonder why they call me a bitch?"

Up, Up, Up, Up....Down, Down, Down, Down...

"I'm very proud. Someone I've been stalking has been nominated for an Academy Award."

'I thought shaving would make me look sexy. Now I just bump into things.'

'My family's eyes are all blue! You had the camera setting on red out!'

I heart my cat. I spayed my cat.

"Believe me, I'm accustomed to being analyzed by my cat."

'Please, Pookie, just one time...pleeaase..Beg!'

Cat Yoga

"Oh, no thanks, I'm more of a cat person."

"No...his mobile network has gone down."

"Like a duck. Calm and placid on the surface, but paddling like hell. That's me!"

A cat listening to a record player

'Amazing, isn't it? It's like she doesn't understand what I'm telling her.'

Men watching football as their ship sinks.

Click bait for cats

I love my cat.

"That one there is Marvin's personal pussycat."

Art for Cats

"I swear, it wasn't me who called the council about your incessant barking: it was my master!"

Cat Thanks.

Cat owners

"No guilt! This is the price they areed tp pay for a shot at our mercurial affections."

"Honey I don't think Muffy likes that new cat food."

Nature abhors an empty box.

Bad review

At a 12 step program for overcoming cell phone addiction.

"I need a peace offering for my human. What's your take? Dead bird of half eaten rat?"

Cat Heaven