Purr-fect Friend T-Shirts

'One lifetime with him was enough!'

'It's happened - I've run out of saliva.'

'I thought shaving would make me look sexy. Now I just bump into things.'

"It get it – you're hungry."

Shelter Cat Nap

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

Cats on the couch.

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

Cats

"I hate it..."

'I'm sorry, but the position of Contentment Provider has been filled.'

She'd decided to apply for a species change...

'You know, if you cleaned the litter box more often, you wouldn't have to wear the hazmat suit.'

Persian

"And you wonder why they call me a bitch?"

"As you all know your dear deceased Aunt Bessie was a very devoted cat lover...."

'We know you have a cat...'

'Wow, you really have Tabby excited now! I can almost hear her breathe!'

There had always been three in the relationship...

Cat's Valentine

"Here's a nice white wine. Goes great with grooming and hairballs.

'As we all know your deceased Anna Clara was a devoted cat lover...'

"Your next life will be so much better."

When cats bring gifts.

I heart my cat. I spayed my cat.

"Believe me, I'm accustomed to being analyzed by my cat."

"Oh, yeah! A little to the right. . . down a bit. . . Ahhh!"

Cat Lady

"Oh, no thanks, I'm more of a cat person."

"Like a duck. Calm and placid on the surface, but paddling like hell. That's me!"

Kitty's Clock, each hour marked by a cat's face and the reminders, 'Scratch me, Brush me, Feed me, Play with me, Look at me, Pet me, Find me, Talk to me, Feed me, Rub me, Hold me.'

Art for Cats

'Look, no matter what happens, if anybody asks, I was here with you the whole night.'

I love my cat.