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"Can I look at this dog's pedigree papers again?"

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

'It's a bloody-cross-breed.'

Dog Calenders.

"He's a Crocodoodle."

"Congratulations. It's a litter."

'He's an octopussy. They're specially bred to catch over 100 mice an hour.'

'I understand you don't have a resume but you do have your pedigree papers?'

'Are they fat free, low carb, high fibre and organic?'

'Yes, we're trying to re-introduce some of the more traditional breeds.'

'Are you sure its a purbred?'

"She's a Malaysian Longhair, but we don't know what."

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

"... $3 million, I have $3 million. Can I get $4 million? Yes, $4 million ..."

'I see your problem. This is not an infertile pair. They're two males.'

Fauna Hybrids

'What sort of mix is she?'

'He's a mixed breed.'

"I disagree. I think we're ninety percent breeding and ten percent grooming."

"Why don't they come up with a breed that'll live longer?"

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"While your resumé said one thing it's come to our attention that labradors actually shed quite a bit."

"I'm tripping over bernedoodles, labradoodles, goldendoodles, schnoodles and cockapoos, ...and you want me to somehow believe you're not sleeping around?"

"I'm trying to make milk out of wool."

A cattle baron.

'I can't play with you today. I have to show my owner how to change the oil in his BMW. It's a curse being a smart breed.'

'A mixed Poodle? Really, Doctor!...

"I swear, he's my half brother: he's a mule you see..."

"I've just overheard Mistress talking to her lawyer: We're in her will!"

'I am fed up all I get is rabbit, rabbit, rabbit!'

'Now, to get her pregnant, we'll have to use some hormone therapy.'

"No, there's nothing wrong with her. Daisy here has been bred only to produce skimmed milk."

'You've GOT to stop worrying about your patients, Doc!'

'Come on, you can tell me: I've had so many pregnancies, I'm an expert at weird cravings...'

"I'm starting to doubt that you’re one-eighth Siberian husky."