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"Can I look at this dog's pedigree papers again?"

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"Congratulations. It's a litter."

"He's a Crocodoodle."

'I understand you don't have a resume but you do have your pedigree papers?'

'Are they fat free, low carb, high fibre and organic?'

'Are you sure its a purbred?'

'Yes, we're trying to re-introduce some of the more traditional breeds.'

"... $3 million, I have $3 million. Can I get $4 million? Yes, $4 million ..."

'I see your problem. This is not an infertile pair. They're two males.'

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

"She's a Malaysian Longhair, but we don't know what."

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'He's a mixed breed.'

'What sort of mix is she?'

"Why don't they come up with a breed that'll live longer?"

"I disagree. I think we're ninety percent breeding and ten percent grooming."

"I'm trying to make milk out of wool."

"While your resumé said one thing it's come to our attention that labradors actually shed quite a bit."

A cattle baron.

"I'm tripping over bernedoodles, labradoodles, goldendoodles, schnoodles and cockapoos, ...and you want me to somehow believe you're not sleeping around?"

'A mixed Poodle? Really, Doctor!...

"I've just overheard Mistress talking to her lawyer: We're in her will!"

'I am fed up all I get is rabbit, rabbit, rabbit!'

'Now, to get her pregnant, we'll have to use some hormone therapy.'

"I swear, he's my half brother: he's a mule you see..."

"No, there's nothing wrong with her. Daisy here has been bred only to produce skimmed milk."

'Come on, you can tell me: I've had so many pregnancies, I'm an expert at weird cravings...'

'You've GOT to stop worrying about your patients, Doc!'

"I'm starting to doubt that you’re one-eighth Siberian husky."

"Ignore him, he just doesn't take easily to strangers..."