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"Oh, Fifi's 'purebred', if you catch my drift. . ."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

"They’re real."

Pull the udder one

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

Over the years, Marvin began to look like his bull mastiff.

Shepherd, Herder, Hunter, Thinker.

"You're famous, Angus."

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

"He's a Crocodoodle."

Dog to dog: 'I hate the way pointers are always blaming somebody else.'

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

Carpet Cows

"Okay, now we're too domesticated."

"He was sold to me as a Weimaraner but I really think he's more of a Wisenheimer."

It was an impulse buy.

'The grass is always bluer to a banjo pickin bovine!'

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

"Every now and then, I get an overpowering urge to wear a cowbell."

'Are you sure its a purbred?'

"Hope I like it? Are you kidding me? Grass is my FAVOURITE!"

World Of Cow - Horns fly away by flapping ears.

"Tonight I'm making spotted bass. Tomorrow night, spotted spaghetti."

COW. JUST COW.

"She's a Malaysian Longhair, but we don't know what."

"I get aroused when I see you in leather."

Rule 1: Cows must be taught to obey the laws of physics!

'I'm mad as heck, and I'm not gonna take it anymore!'