Purebred Enthusiast Prints

"Oh, Fifi's 'purebred', if you catch my drift. . ."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

"They’re real."

Pull the udder one

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

Over the years, Marvin began to look like his bull mastiff.

Shepherd, Herder, Hunter, Thinker.

"You're famous, Angus."

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

THe UDDER Side

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

"He's a Crocodoodle."

Dog Calenders.

Dog Training. Most of the choices the dogs made for their book reports are logical. The labrador retriever chose "Catch-22." The terrier, who loves to dig, chose "Journey to the Center of the Earth." The basset hound is doing his on "The Howling." and the shar-pei picked "A Wrinkle in Time." But the dachshund's choice confuses me. Even with the ground-hugging physique, he selected "Wuthering Heights."

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

Dog to dog: 'I hate the way pointers are always blaming somebody else.'

Carpet Cows

"Okay, now we're too domesticated."

It was an impulse buy.

"He was sold to me as a Weimaraner but I really think he's more of a Wisenheimer."

'The grass is always bluer to a banjo pickin bovine!'

COW. JUST COW.

"Every now and then, I get an overpowering urge to wear a cowbell."

World Of Cow - Horns fly away by flapping ears.

"She's a Malaysian Longhair, but we don't know what."

"Tonight I'm making spotted bass. Tomorrow night, spotted spaghetti."

'Are you sure its a purbred?'

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

"Hope I like it? Are you kidding me? Grass is my FAVOURITE!"

"I get aroused when I see you in leather."

Rule 1: Cows must be taught to obey the laws of physics!

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

"Come on now. One of you guys know how to be a SETTER."