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'You know I have a race tomorrow.'

Braiding a Horse's Tail

The Victors

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

Stubborn Horse

A Quiet Rebuke.

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

F&E Stables. Horses Boarded. The owner of this horse is a huge fan of the late musician, "Prince." That explains the purple reins.

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

ONE HORSE TOWN

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

'What's founder?'

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

Gentlemen Riders

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

'I think I felt a foal. Why don't we run a blood test to be sure?'

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

Horse takes its owner for a walk.

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

'Impressive resume, but frankly, in your line of work, people just want to check your teeth...'

"She just loves them - she's a total girl horse."

Stubborn Horses

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

"I'm a huge proponent of control over speed."

Dog Calenders.