Thoroughbred Enthusiast Pillows

'You know I have a race tomorrow.'

Braiding a Horse's Tail

The Victors

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

Stubborn Horse

A Quiet Rebuke.

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

ONE HORSE TOWN

'I think I felt a foal. Why don't we run a blood test to be sure?'

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

'What's founder?'

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

Gentlemen Riders

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

Horse takes its owner for a walk.

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

'Impressive resume, but frankly, in your line of work, people just want to check your teeth...'

"She just loves them - she's a total girl horse."

Polo player on an inflatable horse.

"I'm a huge proponent of control over speed."

Stubborn Horses

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."