Puppy Training Ninja Gifts

"Sit!"

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"Hi-yah!"

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"Remember Mr. Cockbundle is not just a 'customer', he is an important source of valuable and readily marketable data."

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

Pavlov's Puppy

"Not a bad list kiddo, but I know them all! I've told you it's hard to teach an old dog new tricks..."

Fitness Programme for babies

"Getting into a fight is one thing, but did you have to get into a class-clearing brawl?"

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

"Turtling: When a child's backpack exceeds his weight"

"I'm so good at this!"

Batman's Baby

'Honey, what's wrong?! Why are you crying?'

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

'Ugh Not Again!'

"Now, Mrs. Stevens, go to work, relax, and leave the social engineering to us."

"Honey! He's breached the recliner! I repeat, the puppy has breached my La-Z-Boy!!"

Dogs Bring Slippers.

Pet owner hanging Obedience School diploma

'That beagle sure is a tough case!'

'Ears up - wag that tail - soulful expression - he is YOURS!'

"Not until you fetch the other one."

"I discovered a way to get Steven to eat his vegetables. I put chocolate syrup on them."

'We'll just blame it on the fish.'

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

'He's a son-of-a-bitch but he's our son-of-a-bitch!'

"My husband finally taught him to use the toilet but can't convince him to give up kitty litter."

'Eat boy, eat!... I taught him that one myself.'