Puppy Training Ninja Prints

"Sit!"

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"Hi-yah!"

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"Remember Mr. Cockbundle is not just a 'customer', he is an important source of valuable and readily marketable data."

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

Pavlov's Puppy

Fitness Programme for babies

"Not a bad list kiddo, but I know them all! I've told you it's hard to teach an old dog new tricks..."

"Getting into a fight is one thing, but did you have to get into a class-clearing brawl?"

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

"I'm so good at this!"

"Turtling: When a child's backpack exceeds his weight"

'Honey, what's wrong?! Why are you crying?'

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

'Ugh Not Again!'

"Now, Mrs. Stevens, go to work, relax, and leave the social engineering to us."

Pet owner hanging Obedience School diploma

Dogs Bring Slippers.

"Honey! He's breached the recliner! I repeat, the puppy has breached my La-Z-Boy!!"

'Ears up - wag that tail - soulful expression - he is YOURS!'

'He's a son-of-a-bitch but he's our son-of-a-bitch!'

'We'll just blame it on the fish.'

"I discovered a way to get Steven to eat his vegetables. I put chocolate syrup on them."

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

"Not until you fetch the other one."

"My husband finally taught him to use the toilet but can't convince him to give up kitty litter."

'Eat boy, eat!... I taught him that one myself.'

"Wanna swap?"