Puppy Pal With A Sports Flair Gifts

'Now, go and watch it with him. And remember to get overexcited. He'll think you're clever.'

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

Dogma

'What do we think? We think it's foolish to skip obedience school and go straight to the NBS...'

"It's just that they usually ask for their ASHES to be scattered!"

Top dog

Child in toy car being pulled by a dog

Playing with the dog with a boomerang.

'Okay, okay! You can have a lick of my sucker.'

The perfect relationship

'It certainly sounds like a fantastic offer, but I'm not supposed to answer the phone.'

Apparently Barking Rovers have won the cup.

How paper training can affect puppies...

Dog Figure Skating

In the dog park

'Did you know golf is the healthiest sport you can play?'

Dogs running in their dreams

Abraham sacrifices Isaac

'Kevin, I'm sorry for losing my temper on the eighteenth. Ah I see they removed the flag alright.'

Swing by won't you?

"He out does himself because he thinks that we're playing a game."

If anybody asks just tell then I'm new to the area.

'Need money, don't make me beg!'

Country mansion full of dogs.

"On the eighth day God really rested."

Portuguese soccer divers.

"Are we just going to run suicides again all day?"

Wait your turn. I was here first.

'And for the sports minded. . . there's the £100 trip up to my flat.'

"Oh don't mind my Jeffrey, he's just saying hello."

Your dog sure loves playing in the surf! Yeah, it's the bath of least resistance!

"Trust me, you would make a great soccer player if only you could control your urge to bite the ball..."

"Football is one long game of fetch."

"He's my personal trainer."

'They call me 'Fluffy', but my real name is 'Fang'!'