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'Now, go and watch it with him. And remember to get overexcited. He'll think you're clever.'

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

Dogma

'What do we think? We think it's foolish to skip obedience school and go straight to the NBS...'

'Okay, okay! You can have a lick of my sucker.'

Playing with the dog with a boomerang.

"It's just that they usually ask for their ASHES to be scattered!"

Child in toy car being pulled by a dog

In the dog park

Dog Figure Skating

The perfect relationship

Apparently Barking Rovers have won the cup.

'It certainly sounds like a fantastic offer, but I'm not supposed to answer the phone.'

Abraham sacrifices Isaac

'Did you know golf is the healthiest sport you can play?'

'Kevin, I'm sorry for losing my temper on the eighteenth. Ah I see they removed the flag alright.'

If anybody asks just tell then I'm new to the area.

Swing by won't you?

"He out does himself because he thinks that we're playing a game."

'Need money, don't make me beg!'

Country mansion full of dogs.

Portuguese soccer divers.

'And for the sports minded. . . there's the £100 trip up to my flat.'

Wait your turn. I was here first.

"Trust me, you would make a great soccer player if only you could control your urge to bite the ball..."

"Are we just going to run suicides again all day?"

"Oh don't mind my Jeffrey, he's just saying hello."

"On the eighth day God really rested."

"He's my personal trainer."

"Football is one long game of fetch."

'They call me 'Fluffy', but my real name is 'Fang'!'

'I never care about the vintage.'