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The reason our noses don't stop growing as we age.

"And I take it that 'Mister Jolly' is a puppeteer by profession?"

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

A Puppet Named Juan

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

Leslie Caron.

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

'He does.'

Personally, I was hoping for more from the intermediary process.'

Stubborn Horse

"The food isn't bad, but I don't care much for the floor show!"

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

"I believe we have a quorum for the meeting."

"Good boy, what a good boy. You're hired."

Marv was trying to teach Rufus how to be a REAL retriever.

'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

Art Masters as Clowns pt. 2

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

"I find parrots have a tendency to fly away"

"I don't know, do you think we evolved from the sock monkey?"

Ventriloquist Grave

"Oh, Him? That's our IT guy."

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

"At bonus time, just don't forget where you get your intellectual property."

'Just reading the minutes back will be sufficient.'

"What is it Doc, I can handle it."

And now, for a rebuttal.

'I see the critics say I need a new partner.'

'And to think I was worried it'd be lonely at the top!'

"I give you the seven-billion dollar pup, then you give me back the seven-billion-dollar pup."

"I've called you here to discuss some issues because this big sissy didn't have the guts."

"I told you we should have had separate trials."